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Laughter: The Universal Language – #207

February 15, 2021 ~ Ellie P. ~ 13 Comments

I forget where I found these irresistible groaners. If you’ve seen them before, just enjoy ’em again as I did! πŸ˜…

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #206

February 8, 2021 ~ Ellie P. ~ 2 Comments

I’m sure you’ll enjoy this classic little Jewish joke! πŸ˜…

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #205

February 1, 2021 ~ Ellie P. ~ 10 Comments

These clever quotes are a contribution from my faithful Facebook friend, Marilyn G. Elkin. Thanks, Marilyn! πŸ˜„

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #204

January 25, 2021 ~ Ellie P. ~ 8 Comments

What’s that? I can’t hear you! πŸ˜„

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #203

January 19, 2021 ~ Ellie P. ~ 1 Comment

Ecumenical humour! πŸ˜†πŸ˜œ

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #202

January 11, 2021January 11, 2021 ~ Ellie P. ~ 2 Comments

Oldie but goodie! πŸ˜…

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #201

January 4, 2021 ~ Ellie P. ~ 2 Comments

Winter got you down yet? Maybe you’d like “Camp Granada” better! πŸ˜„

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #200

December 28, 2020 ~ Ellie P. ~ 4 Comments

A little Jewish humour. 😁

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #198

December 14, 2020 ~ Ellie P. ~ 4 Comments

Wacky Definitions! Thanks to my pal Mavis for sending these to me. πŸ˜ƒ

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Laughter: The Universal Language – #197

December 8, 2020 ~ Ellie P. ~ 4 Comments

A nice comfy, corny joke to warm your innards! 😊

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