Since the days are getting shorter, here are a few short jokes to tickle your funny bone! 😄
I hate Russian dolls – they’re so full of themselves.
I went to the zoo the other day, it was awful – there was just a dog in it.
It was a shitzu.
My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me.
When we separated 3 years later, she returned exactly $100.
I lost interest in that relationship
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
I said, “No. I can’t deal with high maintenance women.”
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion.