Laughter: The Universal Language – #177

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A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.

So the couple produce photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers are satisfied by this but then raise concerns about the kind of education a child would receive while in the couple’s care.

The husband puts their mind at ease, saying, β€œWe’ve arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills.”

Next though, the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.

This time the wife explains, β€œOur nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet.”

The social workers are finally satisfied and ask the couple, β€œWhat age child are you hoping to adopt?”

The husband says, β€œIt doesn’t really matter, as long as the kid fits in the cannon.”

 

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