Laughter: The Universal Language – #167

Politically incorrect! Sorreee! πŸ˜…

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A blonde decides to try horseback riding unassisted, without any experience or lessons.

She mounts it with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into action.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.

She is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

She is moments away from unconsciousness, when Todd, the Walmart manager, runs out to turn the horse off.

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*I know. It’s terrible. And I’m blonde! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

10 thoughts on “Laughter: The Universal Language – #167

  1. “Coming down the final stretch it’s Nicklehead. Nicklehead followed closely by Solidmane. Now Solidmane is edging out Nicklehead. The finish line is in sight. Solidmane is ahead by a nose, but his jockey is falling! Now Todd the jockey leaps from Nicklehead onto Solidmane. They all cross the finish line together. What a race!”

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