Laughter: The Universal Language – #103

A timely post! 😁

Brick wall
Photo (cc) by Page DeWolfe

The Wall

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus: Should the U.S. build Trump’s Mexican Wall?

  • The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  • The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought Trump had a lot of nerve.
  • Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
  • Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”
  • The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
  • The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter.”
  • The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
  • Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.
  • In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington!

 

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