Hot enough for ya? 😁
An elderly man living close to the Quebec/Vermont border had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a nice big pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and pear trees.
One extremely hot and humid evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over.
He took along a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
When he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He coughed, making the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up, he added, “I’m just here to feed the alligator.”
Some of us old guys can still think fast!