Laughter: The Universal Language – #44

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. (Ba-dum DUM.) For more of this ilk, read on. You have been warned. 😀

For Lexophiles Only

  • Venison for dinner again?  Oh deer!
  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
  • I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.  It’s synching now.
  • Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
  • I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
  • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.
  • I didn’t like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.
  • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus.
  • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Velcro – what a rip off!
  • A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a  hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said: “No change yet” !

Ouch. (It only hurts when I laugh.) 😀

14 thoughts on “Laughter: The Universal Language – #44

    1. Welcome aboard, Ana – if that’s your name! (If it isn’t, I apoplogize!) So glad you liked my punny post! As you’ll see when you poke around (and thanks for the follow!), my Laughter posts are a regular weekly feature. I too feel that laughter is a balm for what ails us. Let us go forth and guffaw! ‘See’ you again!

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